AMMMMMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

My only regret:
No live webcam of Karl Rove
To watch his dreams die.

I Guess I Hate Them Less for Voting Bush in Twice

Road kill for breakfast
Six Budweiser’s for dinner
Obama for Prez

Perhaps Too Flattering a Metaphor

Partisan ninjas
Lob smoke bombs into the crowd
To mask their retreat.

Apparently Blogger's Not Blocked at Work Anymore

The maverick's folly,
Their house of cards collapses,
Ours topples with it.

Proudly Corrupting America Since 1776

Atheists and Gays:
With their "reasoned arguments"!
They're worse than the Jews!

Clearly, I'm Not Above Making the Cheap Shots

Pond scum biofuels?
Does this mean we'll soon fuel cars
With Republicans?

Firewall This, Beijing

China, stop bitching.
No one made you host the games.
Enjoy your spotlight.

Soon Bush will Deliver Speeches in Pig Latin

It all makes sense now:
Plans scrambled past coherence,
Can't be refuted.

(For real, WTF?
Subject, Verb, Direct Object!
It can't be that hard!)

Try to Wrap Your Brain Around That

A million million:
Dollar sign, One, Twelve zeros
Take all that--times two.

They're Really Not That Different

Hillary Clinton
Has five syllables. So does
Barack Obama.

I'll Give Him This

While Bush is shameful,
He's not always odious.
Sometimes he's asleep.

Obama is Awesome! But...

Please, tap on the brakes:
Cults of Personality
Are what gave us Bush.

The "Explody" School of Diplomacy

Dear Chinese People,
We can PWN satellites, too.
Love, America.

Learn to Take a Hint, Dude

Fingers in your ears
Can block out your friends' advice
But can't quash its truth.