Proudly Corrupting America Since 1776

Atheists and Gays:
With their "reasoned arguments"!
They're worse than the Jews!

Class Dismissed

Now remember, kids,
Angry retoric's okay,
So long as you're white.

I Checked, and Double-Checked. They're Serious.

Oh, Lord! Bless this blog,
So it may better mock n00bs,
In Thy grace, Amen.

Let Me Get This Straight:

God created man,
Then endowed us with reason,
Then screamed, "DON'T USE THAT!!!"

You Can't See Miracles if You're Blind, Dumbass

The Virgin Mary:
Venus Fly Trap for Morons?
Faith's a cruel mistress.

That's Two More States Added to My "Dead to Me" List

The moon's made of ham.
I believe it, so it's true,
If you trust Texas.

Notice "Hypocrisy" Didn't Make the List

"Social Injustice"?
Like, denying gays marriage?
Irony-licious.

He Does Seem to Get Misplaced a Lot

Have I found Jesus?
He's missing? I didn't know!
Check under your bed.

I Have These Thoughts Sometimes

What if Superman's
Jesus' Second Coming
But no one told him?

Love Thy Neighbor, My Ass

"Too gay to have rights?"
This crime needs a stronger word--
"Evil" is too kind.