AdSense, You'll Pay for This

My ads alarm me:
"God," "Jesus Quiz," "Child Abuse."
Google, what the hell?

All Those Murders Weren't My Fault After All

AH HA! I knew it!
Google does control my brain.
Free will's a cruel farce.

Particularly Fun During Lenthy Gmail Conversations

New favorite hobby:
Torment Google context ads.
Refinance Spears Porn.