AdSense, You'll Pay for This

My ads alarm me:
"God," "Jesus Quiz," "Child Abuse."
Google, what the hell?

I Checked, and Double-Checked. They're Serious.

Oh, Lord! Bless this blog,
So it may better mock n00bs,
In Thy grace, Amen.

He Does Seem to Get Misplaced a Lot

Have I found Jesus?
He's missing? I didn't know!
Check under your bed.