Proudly Corrupting America Since 1776

Atheists and Gays:
With their "reasoned arguments"!
They're worse than the Jews!

Class Dismissed

Now remember, kids,
Angry retoric's okay,
So long as you're white.

Streisand Bless This Blog

Do me a favor:
Sue me off the Internet.
I need more traffic.

I'll Give Him This

While Bush is shameful,
He's not always odious.
Sometimes he's asleep.

Love Thy Neighbor, My Ass

"Too gay to have rights?"
This crime needs a stronger word--
"Evil" is too kind.

The Grapevine Needs to Cite its Sources

Office Rumor Mill:
I'm getting laid off Friday,
Sleeping in Monday.

Learn to Take a Hint, Dude

Fingers in your ears
Can block out your friends' advice
But can't quash its truth.