Cheering Up a Friend with a Busted Knee

Judo injury?
Take heart! Practice makes perfect.
Just look at Batman.

If I Didn't Choose to Write This, Did I Really Write It?

Free will's a lie. Proof:
Stop reading this poem. Now.
You're still here? I win.

I Have These Thoughts Sometimes

What if Superman's
Jesus' Second Coming
But no one told him?

Randall Munroe is Crapping His Pants Right Now

Horrifying news!
Did you know Raptors could FLY?
Monsters with four wings.

I Have This Thought Every Time My Alarm Goes Off

Mornings are stupid.
Maybe they will go away,
If I ignore them.

The Problem With Blogging is All Those Pesky Words

Polonius said
Brevity's the soul of wit.
Me? I'm just lazy.

Particularly Fun During Lenthy Gmail Conversations

New favorite hobby:
Torment Google context ads.
Refinance Spears Porn.

And So It Begins

Jokes are hard to make
In seventeen syllables.
Your mom writes haikus.