I Guess I Hate Them Less for Voting Bush in Twice

Road kill for breakfast
Six Budweiser’s for dinner
Obama for Prez

Soon Bush will Deliver Speeches in Pig Latin

It all makes sense now:
Plans scrambled past coherence,
Can't be refuted.

(For real, WTF?
Subject, Verb, Direct Object!
It can't be that hard!)

Try to Wrap Your Brain Around That

A million million:
Dollar sign, One, Twelve zeros
Take all that--times two.

I'll Give Him This

While Bush is shameful,
He's not always odious.
Sometimes he's asleep.

Obama is Awesome! But...

Please, tap on the brakes:
Cults of Personality
Are what gave us Bush.