L'esprit de L'escalier

"Hyperlink Haikus,"
Someone called this blog today.
Wish I'd thought of that.

Wait...

Bad news: Writer's block.
No haiku for you today.
Muse is slacking off.

They're Really Not That Different

Hillary Clinton
Has five syllables. So does
Barack Obama.

Like Having a Song Stuck in Your Head, But More Annoying

Write enough of these,

You start to think in haiku.

Three line thought prisons.

The Problem With Blogging is All Those Pesky Words

Polonius said
Brevity's the soul of wit.
Me? I'm just lazy.

And So It Begins

Jokes are hard to make
In seventeen syllables.
Your mom writes haikus.