Showing posts with label Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obama. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

AMMMMMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

My only regret:
No live webcam of Karl Rove
To watch his dreams die.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

I Guess I Hate Them Less for Voting Bush in Twice



Road kill for breakfast
Six Budweiser’s for dinner
Obama for Prez

Saturday, October 18, 2008

I'll Sleep Only After November 5th

A fortnight of fear,
There's time yet to fuck it up:
October Surprise.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Class Dismissed

Now remember, kids,
Angry retoric's okay,
So long as you're white.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

If Only

Obscure Dem bylaw:
Resolve ties through lightsabers.
Use the Force, Barack.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

They're Really Not That Different

Hillary Clinton
Has five syllables. So does
Barack Obama.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Obama is Awesome! But...

Please, tap on the brakes:
Cults of Personality
Are what gave us Bush.