I Got a New Job Today

Fucking A! Rock on!
My clearance just got approved!
I'm so outta here!

*does the dance of joy*
Victory is in my grasp!
Muwhahahaha!

Thank GOD

I count the minutes.
My week's wretched servitude
Is almost over.

Back to Work, Bitches

The server is up.
Needed: New excuse to slack.
IT here to stay.

Finally, a Legit Excuse Not to Do Anything

The server is down.
Distressed employees wander.
IT gets outsourced.

A Case of the Mondays

I feel my brain die,
Like ice left out in the sun.
Chimps could do this job.

Two Hours, Twenty Minutes to Go

1:40 P.M.
Current Status: Still Employed.
The rumor mill lies.

The Grapevine Needs to Cite its Sources

Office Rumor Mill:
I'm getting laid off Friday,
Sleeping in Monday.