I Hope This Kid Never Finds Out He Was Linked on Reddit

Out there, there's someone
Who will make you feel complete.
But not on Craigslist.

I'll be in my Bunker

I'm NOT paranoid.
My tin hat, vindicated.
The war has begun.

Chocobot has Lasers, You See.

I love you more than:
Chocolate, lasers, and robots.
But not Chocobot.

Cheering Up a Friend with a Busted Knee

Judo injury?
Take heart! Practice makes perfect.
Just look at Batman.

Movie Summary: Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog

Your love will be mine
Soon as I build my freeze ray
(And tell you my name).

Sci Fi is Worse than Crack

A new season nears.
I quiver with geekiness.
Starbuck's a Cylon?

Apologies to Robert Frost

We'll end in fire,
Or in ice. Or possibly
In Terminators.

How Awesome is Buffy?

Buffy's so awesome,
That after five years off air,
She still makes the news!