AMMMMMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

My only regret:
No live webcam of Karl Rove
To watch his dreams die.

I Guess I Hate Them Less for Voting Bush in Twice

Road kill for breakfast
Six Budweiser’s for dinner
Obama for Prez

I'll Sleep Only After November 5th

A fortnight of fear,
There's time yet to fuck it up:
October Surprise.

Perhaps Too Flattering a Metaphor

Partisan ninjas
Lob smoke bombs into the crowd
To mask their retreat.

Apparently Blogger's Not Blocked at Work Anymore

The maverick's folly,
Their house of cards collapses,
Ours topples with it.

If Only

Obscure Dem bylaw:
Resolve ties through lightsabers.
Use the Force, Barack.

They're Really Not That Different

Hillary Clinton
Has five syllables. So does
Barack Obama.

Obama is Awesome! But...

Please, tap on the brakes:
Cults of Personality
Are what gave us Bush.

Learn to Take a Hint, Dude

Fingers in your ears
Can block out your friends' advice
But can't quash its truth.